Two Blogs in One Day!! That's Crazy Talk!!

Well, in a rare turn of events, I am blogging twice in one day. What will become of Homestarrunner? Well, I thought of this great blog that I should do while sitting on the porcelain throne (more than likely the same way Blogs were invented).

So, here it goes, I was thinking they should rank the certain blogs, or at least give the bloggers some sort of level to attain. For example, Spoke would be like a level 60 Blog Master, not unlike his level 50 Elf Warrior. Me on the other hand, I would probably be something like a level 5 Blog's Assistant, not unlike my level 5 Gnome Tinker.

And then there would be those who are somewhere in the middle with their level 20 Blog Captain. And, you would also be able to watch out for those creepy blogs, that could have a ranking so you know to stay away from them, ones like a level 35 Blog Necromancer, yikes! But then there is the wussie ones like a level 26 Blog Healer, (probably a hippy).

So this way when I am scrolling through blogs, I can say, woah! This guy is way out of my league, or hey! I can blog with this guy, nice guy and in my blog range. Or if I want a challenge I will be able to confront someone of a higher blog level than me and if I win, I could gain experience points or something. That's the way I would do it if I was in charge of the Blog Empire, (probably why I am not), Now I am off to Blogonia to replenish my supplies, I think I saw a level 7 Blog Monk that I could probably challenge.