Methane Leak at the LAC

Man, oh Man, there is this guy that I work with, Spoke (I won't mention any names), and I think he might need to go to the doctor, or at least the Saan store to buy some new undies. But there is seriously a methane cloud hanging around the ceiling. I'm not sure what his wife fed him yesterday, but make a note to only feed that to him again on weekends or holidays, not when he has to come into work. I mean, he usually lets them go about 20 times aday anyways, but for some reason there is no smell, well not today folks, even the mechanics in the main shop have complained about the smell, no joking. "Is there a gas leak in the building?" they ask. He's gotta be hurting, it sounds like he's playing the trumpet or something, and with the force that he is using to push these things out, i would be worried about blowing an oring or something. Can't be too carefull.

I'm starting to feel a little dizzy, very poor ventilation here.

Perhaps if there are any helpfull tips that you out there would be able to provide as to how to deal with this situation, that would be great.